YAOI tag ~ borrowed from Stellar Eclipse
modified to include both my OTPs :->
"One True Pairing": Leon/Cloud; Sasuke/Naruto ~ have no preference seme/uke for either pairing
"One True Threesome": Zack/Cloud/Leon. Sasuke/Naruto/Neji Omg. XD
"One True Foursome": Hm. I agree with SE: Cloud/Riku/Leon/Zack would be freaking hot.
"Canon" Ship: Zack/Cloud and Sasuke/Naruto are canon enough for me. <3
"Not quite canon but should be": Leon/Cloud XD
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork": Anything pairing Mickey, Donald, or Goofy with any of the FF/human characters. (Sorry to copy you again, SE, but I so agree.) Also hate to say it but NaruSaku (realize its not YAOI) would not make me a happy camper…
"You are one sick bastard": Anything abuse, rape (or anything to do with tentacles :/), incest (rare exceptions), or involving a minor and an adult (except Kaka/Sasu in ‘A Tenuous Grasp’). Not my thing.
"I'm one sick bastard": I don't think I've done anything sick... yet hehe
"I dabble a little": haven’t ‘dabbled’ yet… but should probably get around to it XD
"It's like a car crash": Sephiroth/Cloud (although it can be hot if written well XD) Itachi/Naruto
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet": Vincent/Cloud
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not": Reno/Vincent could be hot XD
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it": can't think of any atm
"When all is said and done": Leon/Cloud; Naruto/Sasuke definitely
"Guilty Pleasure": Aragorn/Legolas... yeah XD
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Kakashi/Sasuke; Jiraiya/Orochimaru; Cloud/Sephiroth
Favorite "Older/Younger": Cloud/Riku
"My first, I could never abandon you": Sasuke/Naruto and Leon/Cloud
Favorite Devotionship: Naruto/Sasuke and Zack/Cloud
Favorite Never-metship: Zack/Leon
Favorite Abuseship: Not my thing.
Favorite Rapeship: Very much not my thing.
Favorite Pervyship: Zack/Cloud/Leon? :D Waiting for Stellar Eclipse to get busy ;)